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Will: And then I keep having these hallucinations where a stag comes into my house and follows me around.
Hannibal: No that's a real stag.
Will: What?
Hannibal: He's been living with you for months now, I thought you'd progressed from stray dogs to woodland creatures that's why I didn't say anything.
Will: ...
Hannibal: I call him Gerhart .

Jun 20, 201312,872 notes

“Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen, half of girls do not have their first orgasms until their late teens, twenties, or beyond. Teenage girls widely agree that they get the message loud and clear that masturbation is something boys do, but girls do not, cannot, or should not. The cultural focus on intercourse tells young women to expect they will begin to experience sexual pleasure once they have sex with a man (whether or not they are even interested in sex with men). Nearly all teen boys, on the other hand, experience sexual pleasure long before they get their hands—or other body parts—into a partner’s pants. Despite the massive advances in women’s equality, young women’s sexuality is stuck in a surprising paradox. Young women are sold provocative clothes but are not taught where to find their own clitoris. Many girls give their boyfriends oral sex, but are too uncomfortable with their own bodies to allow the guys to return the favor. It is still a radical act to say that women need and deserve access to information about their own sexual pleasure—not just about the risks and negative consequences of sex.” —

(via compulsives)

Reblogging again for reasons

(via misandry-mermaid)

Jun 20, 201368,322 notes

if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together

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foxnewsofficial:

scuba-steve-damn-you:

foxnewsofficial:

SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD.

i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying

must have been an aggressive high five

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trenchcoatsexual:

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE LONGHORN STEAKHOUSE BLOG??!?!

COME ON YOU GUYS THIS IS GOLD

IT’S FULL OF STEAK PUNS

you guISE

!!!!!

MEAT PUNS. SEXUAL MEAT PUNS COME ON.

THEY ARE SASSY

not all the time tho, but it’s still cute

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS???