- Will: And then I keep having these hallucinations where a stag comes into my house and follows me around.
- Hannibal: No that's a real stag.
- Will: What?
- Hannibal: He's been living with you for months now, I thought you'd progressed from stray dogs to woodland creatures that's why I didn't say anything.
- Will: ...
- Hannibal: I call him Gerhart .
Reblogging again for reasons
if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together
SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD.
i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying
must have been an aggressive high five
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE LONGHORN STEAKHOUSE BLOG??!?!
COME ON YOU GUYS THIS IS GOLD
IT’S FULL OF STEAK PUNS
MEAT PUNS. SEXUAL MEAT PUNS COME ON.
THEY ARE SASSY
not all the time tho, but it’s still cute
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS???
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do you know what today is
today is june 19
let’s all celebrate and get creative