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21

Apr

batmako:

newvagabond:

jebri:

cyrilmusic:


SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH 

oh

OH


No wonder she looks so happy. 

Also—

He was going for his waist before Altivo interrupted. 

Not only did they get crunk but the second they smoked a… special cigar, this shit started happening:

Don’t get me started on El Dorado.

oh my god

batmako:

newvagabond:

jebri:

cyrilmusic:

SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH 

oh

OH

No wonder she looks so happy. 

Also—

He was going for his waist before Altivo interrupted. 

Not only did they get crunk but the second they smoked a… special cigar, this shit started happening:

Don’t get me started on El Dorado.

oh my god

(Source: goddamnpimpqueen)

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

geeksotospeak:

THIS IS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST CARD I’VE EVER PLAYED IN CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

geeksotospeak:

THIS IS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST CARD I’VE EVER PLAYED IN CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

(Source: geeksotospeak-inactive)

(Source: king-joffrey-b)

(Source: paxamericana)

an-angels-laugh:

eddie-rochester:

notthatyoudcare:

jaaaaaaames:

Passive aggressive notes are the best.

there was nothing passive about the second one..

HAHAHAHAA

GOD BLESS

(Source: knusprig-titten-hitler)

flyypizza:

nobodyontheice:

crystal-poison:

“An anthropologist proposed a game to children in an african tribe. He put a basket full of fruit near a tree and told the children that whoever got there first won the sweet fruits. When he told them to run, they all took eachothers hands and ran together, then sat together enjoying their treats.
When he asked them why they had run like that when one could have had all the fruits for himself, they said ‘UBUNTU, how can one of us be happy if all the others are sad?’ (‘UBUNTU’ in the Xhosa culture means: ‘I am because we are)”

Literally the opposite of the American world view of “I can only be happy if somebody else has less than me”

This is beautiful

flyypizza:

nobodyontheice:

crystal-poison:

“An anthropologist proposed a game to children in an african tribe. He put a basket full of fruit near a tree and told the children that whoever got there first won the sweet fruits. When he told them to run, they all took eachothers hands and ran together, then sat together enjoying their treats.

When he asked them why they had run like that when one could have had all the fruits for himself, they said ‘UBUNTU, how can one of us be happy if all the others are sad?’ (‘UBUNTU’ in the Xhosa culture means: ‘I am because we are)”

Literally the opposite of the American world view of “I can only be happy if somebody else has less than me”

This is beautiful

(Source: ensligt)

a-little-miss-conception:

nevyns:

I’m in the interesting and innovative packaging fandom. Who’s with me?

packaging can make or break my buying a product

(Source: iraffiruse)

themadkingisback:

*HEAVY BREATHING*

themadkingisback:

*HEAVY BREATHING*

awwww-cute:

Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please

awwww-cute:

Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please

beingmeli:

Her face is just like ‘you know it bitch’

beingmeli:

Her face is just like ‘you know it bitch’

(Source: toyota)

20

Apr

draconicrose:

snake-lovers:

Atheris squamigera

They look like tiny little dragon hatchlings!!

draconicrose:

snake-lovers:

Atheris squamigera

They look like tiny little dragon hatchlings!!

girlsjustwannahavefunds:

burymeinchanel:

musiqchild007:

randomweas:

denst:  

Video → (X) 

MY JAW LITERALLY DROPPED.

Holy fuuuuckkk

that’s bomb